You're gonna die. Unless you do polka.
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FranklyFlawless FranklyFlawless https://www.kvraudio.com/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=586325
- KVRian
- 877 posts since 24 Oct, 2022 from Abbotsford, British Columbia
No need for me to worry if I am still unable to define my own music then.
- KVRAF
- 6357 posts since 20 Mar, 2012 from Babbleon
the chart indicate that rap and hip hop musicians die most via homocide
wouldn't that mess up the rest of their statistics?
i mean how can they die of heart attack and cancer and all that...
if they already died via homocide?
wouldn't that mess up the rest of their statistics?
i mean how can they die of heart attack and cancer and all that...
if they already died via homocide?
ah böwakawa poussé poussé
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- 822 posts since 20 Oct, 2023
You'll die of sheer boredom.FranklyFlawless wrote: ↑Sat May 04, 2024 7:11 am No need for me to worry if I am still unable to define my own music then.
I am sincerely curious what kind of weed you smoke because I want to stay the hell away from it.harryupbabble wrote: ↑Sat May 04, 2024 1:44 pm the chart indicate that rap and hip hop musicians die most via homocide
wouldn't that mess up the rest of their statistics?
i mean how can they die of heart attack and cancer and all that...
if they already died via homocide?
The chart is CLEARLY listing percentage rates.
The highest percentage rate a hip hop artist will die of is homicide. Followed by accidental so on and so forth. Why am I explaining this?
I need a f**king drink.
- KVRAF
- 10667 posts since 7 Sep, 2006 from Roseville, CA
If I learned anything, it’s that folk music causes cancer.
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- KVRAF
- 10667 posts since 7 Sep, 2006 from Roseville, CA
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That checks out.
That checks out.
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- KVRAF
- 6357 posts since 20 Mar, 2012 from Babbleon
i can see arnold swarzenneger as the terminator getting annoyed by lawrence welk's music and i can see weird all yankovic getting shot multiple times by that same terminator
plus, rappers, punkers, metallers, etc
they commit homicide on polkaers?
plus, rappers, punkers, metallers, etc
they commit homicide on polkaers?
ah böwakawa poussé poussé
- KVRAF
- 6357 posts since 20 Mar, 2012 from Babbleon
i mean, what about those violent rednecks that burned disco records...
where's their statistic impact on homicide on polkaist?
where's their statistic impact on homicide on polkaist?
ah böwakawa poussé poussé
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- 822 posts since 20 Oct, 2023
Yep. All thanks to Judy Collins. Send In The Clowns is probably the worst song ever written in the history of music. Well that and anything by the Communards.cryophonik wrote: ↑Sat May 04, 2024 3:24 pm If I learned anything, it’s that folk music causes cancer.
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- KVRAF
- 11792 posts since 19 Jun, 2008 from Seattle
I don't drink, but I do on occasion, scream inwardly in disbelief... and feel compelled to just: until that scream subsides. But still ... with some things, the WHAT?!!! lingers.
I'm not a musician, but I've designed sounds that others use to make music. http://soundcloud.com/obsidiananvil
- KVRAF
- 11529 posts since 20 Nov, 2003 from Lost and Spaced
I guess that's why they call it the blues.
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- 822 posts since 20 Oct, 2023
That's pretty bad but it's better then send in the clowns.
Have you heard send in the clowns? You'll start drinking once you hear it.
You guys are on a roll with really bad songs. Actually i can say that Elton is one artist I feel is overrated. Out of his whole catalog I only like about 7 songs. And one of them isn't even a song he wrote. But every Elton song ever written, even the really crappy early shit, is better than send in the clowns.
In fact, I like every KVR song that's ever been submitted in the music cafe since the dawn of KVR better than send in the clowns.