You're gonna die. Unless you do polka.

[VOODOO U]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=mCDlDLmAWVs

Yea i lasted 11 seconds

[vurt]

I didn't know they served breakfast at sunday school

depends how long you were in.

I always ditched so no waffles for me

then you will most definitely be going to hell

Good. I hate harps.

you need to check out some of emily's work

[VOODOO U]

you need to check out some of emily's work

Ok, now do i not only hate harps, i am deathly afraid of them.
https://youtu.be/U4gTTFNgUkY?si=6vbtvfmnFfJCPxXi

[vurt]

she's missing the mic input.

check out some of her fuzz work
harps can doom mofo.

[osiris]

Now, THIS is a harp. A GOT harp.

[Bunny_boy]

I CBA reading the whole of this, but isn't the point of the chart is that it's made up bollocks?

[Jac459]

I CBA reading the whole of this, but isn't the point of the chart is that it's made up bollocks?

No. I am listening to Polka since one week and I haven't died once.

Proof.

[Bunny_boy]

I CBA reading the whole of this, but isn't the point of the chart is that it's made up bollocks?

No. I am listening to Polka since one week and I haven't died once.

Proof.

f**king hell, that sounds a bit dangerous. I hope you are taking the correct precautions

[osiris]

Talk to this man about that. Forced to watch this almost every weekend growing up and look how I turned out.

[Shabdahbriah]

Talk to this man about that. Forced to watch this almost every weekend growing up and look how I turned out.

Same. When spending the weekend with the Grand Parents. Followed by Ed Sullivan.

[cryophonik]

That chart is absolutely BS and I can prove it. Everybody knows that 75% of all rock musicians die in plane crashes. The other 25% are called drummers, aren’t really even considered musicians, and die in bizarre gardening accidents, choke on someone’s vomit, or explode on stage.

[Jac459]

That chart is absolutely BS and I can prove it. Everybody knows that 75% of all rock musicians die in plane crashes. The other 25% are called drummers, aren’t really even considered musicians, and die in bizarre gardening accidents, choke on someone’s vomit, or explode on stage.

Well you could have said it earlier.
It would have saved a lot of energy debating.

But thanks for bringing that up mate. Now we know.

[osiris]

I thought it was 20% plane crashes. More like 75% choking on vomit because of substance overdose. Then 5% suicide because of never attaining success of first album.

[vurt]

pop music has 3% catching chlamydia from koala. not deadly i guess but makes you wonder...

[cryophonik]

That chart is absolutely BS and I can prove it. Everybody knows that 75% of all rock musicians die in plane crashes. The other 25% are called drummers, aren’t really even considered musicians, and die in bizarre gardening accidents, choke on someone’s vomit, or explode on stage.

Well you could have said it earlier.
It would have saved a lot of energy debating.

But thanks for bringing that up mate. Now we know.

Sorry, it took me a while to import the data into R, run the statistics, export to Excel to make a fancy graph, choose the right combination of pastel colors to represent the various categories, and make popcorn to eat while I was "researching" the most common causes of drummer deaths from the leading authority on the subject matter.